| Season | Games Won | Games Lost |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | 9 | 7 |
| 4 | 5 | 5 |
| Player | Hand | BT | PT | PB | Pos 1 | Pos 2 | Pos 3 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Artanis Jones | Left | SM | BS | H | P | ||
| Fish Fingers | Right | BC | NH | S | P | ||
| Rotticus Scott | Right | XB | BF | B | P | ||
| Henry Crowell | Right | EN | C | 1B | 3B | ||
| Matt Conzo | Right | WC | WC | B | 1B | 3B | |
| Dallas Houston | Right | BP | 1B | 3B | |||
| Mattress Cadaire | Right | BC | BS | S | 2B | SS | |
| Demetrios Ooga | Left | BC | EG | S | 3B | 2B | |
| Dirtbag Darrell | Left | BN | EG | S | 3B | SS | |
| Lane Drew | Left | BC | NH | S | SS | 2B | |
| Andrew Supernova | Left | TT | LF | 1B | |||
| Javier Tootblan | Right | XB | LF | RF | C | ||
| Wavy Gravy | Left | EN | FP | S | CF | LF | |
| Joe Watson | Right | WC | CF | LF | |||
| Bench Warmer | Right | XB | RF | 1B |