| Season | Games Won | Games Lost |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | 12 | 4 |
| 4 | 4 | 10 |
| Player | Hand | BT | PT | PB | Pos 1 | Pos 2 | Pos 3 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Alpha | Right | BN | BB | B | PH | ||
| Hank Murphy | Right | 1B | FP | S | P | ||
| Garrett Evans | Right | BC | BS | B | P | ||
| Donkey Kong | Left | BC | BS | B | P | ||
| Buttfart McPoopus | Right | BP | WC | S | C | 3B | 2B |
| Ronald Eagle Jr. | Right | 1B | C | 3B | |||
| Buttington Plugsworth | Right | BC | C | 3B | |||
| Steel Pipe Simpson | Left | BP | 1B | LF | |||
| Todd Bonzalez II | Left | BN | 1B | LF | |||
| Dick McScrotington | Left | BC | 2B | SS | |||
| Juan Diego De Las Rosas | Right | 1B | 2B | SS | |||
| Les Dee-Ache | Right | WC | 2B | SS | RF | ||
| Henrik Omega | Left | BP | FP | S | 3B | SS | |
| Joe King | Left | BP | 3B | LF | 1B | ||
| Jesse Kilgannon | Right | BC | CF | LF | SS | ||
| Jon Jay's Booty | Left | 1B | CF | LF | |||
| Gottlieb Giannopolous | Right | EN | RF | 1B | C | ||
| Edward Duncan | Right | TT | RF | CF |