| Season | Games Won | Games Lost |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | 10 | 6 |
| 4 | 3 | 6 |
| Player | Hand | BT | PT | PB | Pos 1 | Pos 2 | Pos 3 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Einhorn | Right | SF | TT | H | P | ||
| Thomas Beowulf | Left | WC | BF | S | P | ||
| Dane Konrad | Left | BC | BS | B | P | ||
| Petetholomew Jones | Left | WC | EG | B | P | ||
| Chris Orosz | Right | WC | EG | B | P | ||
| Xavier Quinn Jr. | Right | BP | C | 3B | |||
| Patrick Doyle | Right | BP | C | 3B | |||
| Dick Pole | Right | MH | C | 1B | |||
| Esmerelda Skysurfer | Right | HK | C | 3B | |||
| King Fielder | Right | BP | 1B | LF | |||
| Sammy Tee | Right | S | NT | H | 2B | SS | |
| Fizzber Doormat | Left | XB | 2B | SS | |||
| Pretzels Poffenberger | Right | BN | 3B | SS | RF | ||
| Nick Papagiorgio | Right | EN | 3B | SS | |||
| Johnny Johnson | Right | XB | SS | 3B | |||
| Chad Kroeger | Left | XB | LF | 1B | |||
| Ethyn Williams | Left | TT | LF | RF | |||
| Matt Verdin | Right | XB | LF | RF | |||
| Minor Leaguer | Right | BC | CF | LF | |||
| Jake Blee | Right | WC | RF | CF |